The Life And Times Of "That Guy"

     Well, hello everybody!  I hope that this month’s rant finds you all in good spirits, and I hope that 2011 treated you kindly.  It’s been quite the year for me.  Career changes, scenery changes, life changes, I switched from Crest to Aquafresh, etc.  Anyway, on with the show!  And we all know what December brings….

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sophisticatedcomplications asked: Why wont my mom make me pie?

Because you bite cat ears and the name of your band is very very dirty.

Anonymous asked: Is there any chamorro food that you know how to cook and if you could have any kind of chamorro food to eat what would it be?

I know how to make Lumpia.  And since I really don’t know about Chamorro cooking, I guess it would be Lumpia!

Anonymous asked: Was that you the Josh from Port Charlotte who asked a question on the reunion show for Millionaire matchmaker?

Yes, I am.  But unfortunately they got the State wrong.  I’m from Port Charlotte, Florida.  Not North Carolina. 

Anonymous asked: Whats your biggest fear?

Porcelain Dolls.  For some reason, I just can’t bear to be near them.  They scare the ever loving shit out of me.  To this day, I can’t even look at them without having a minor panic attack. 

Anonymous asked: Does the name Pippi Longstocking mean anything to you?

On her nose,
Diddle diddle dee,
a girl came riding
Into town one day
Diddle diddle she was quite a sight.

It’s Pippi Longstocking;
Heigh ho ho wa hee ha ha!
It’s Pippi Longstocking;
There’s no one like her.

Happy as can be,
Diddle diddle, Pippi tells you stories.
You just wait and see,
Tra la la la la, she’s quite a girl.

She’s got a house,
An old and funny house,
A monkey and a horse,
A suitcase full of golden coins….

And you will ne-
Ver ever ever find
Another girl so strong
And always generous and kind.

Pippi’s world is fun,
Diddle diddle dee;
she makes kids happy.
Her make believe may stun—
Diddle did(dle) — the grownups here in town.

Pippi’s quite unique,
Diddle diddle, with her smile disarming;
She is such an imp,
Tra la la la la, you’ll love her too!

Anonymous asked: Whats your earliest childhood memory?

Wow.  It’s nice and warm in here….  Hey!  What’s going on?!?!?  Ahhhh!!!  It’s bright!!!!  It’s freezing!!!!  Who’s this guy!?!?!  DON’T CUT THAT!  I NEED THAT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!  Hey!  Who’s this nice lady?  She’s seems nice….  I’ll call her Mom.

Anonymous asked: Do you chase waterfalls or do you stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to?

No, but I did see a rainbow yesterday.  But too many storms did come and go, leaving not one trace of God given sunshine.  I am going through a Picasso Blue Period, but with grey, and using just ten shades.  But I am praying that they do fade away.  But I don’t really praise him for the seven days.  I but I do make a promise though.  But I’m sure that my faith will undo it the many chances I have been given to restart my life.  But the clear skies did dry the tears I had been crying because I do have someone to have me feel that I’m not alone anymore.

The only hope I have is for the people who can’t cope with such pains such as addiction and such that keeps them in their own personal “rain storm”.  But it’s no one’s fault but their own if they take the conscious effort to shoot up cocaine into their arm.  It’s kind of a pity since it’s actually affecting others.

It’s pretty sad that they blame people to be crazy for these days and times when they are the ones falling prey to their own criminal instincts, I say that they system has them in their own victimization in their own mind.

They do have a case of star larking, in hopes that their daydreams will become a reality.  But I just say if you believe in yourself, the rest is up to their own gumption, and I may be around to help.